Aquarius - March 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Loved ones need to be reminded of your talents frequently, and at length, this month. Try the subtle approach at first, but be prepared to turn up the volume when Uranus becomes luminous around the 8th.

If you have tried, but failed, in your subtle attempts of communicating your talents to loved ones, now may be time to resort to screaming and shouting hysterically. Such Drama Queendom will open doors if handled carefully during Neptune's Hibernatory Chuckle after the third Wednesday of the month.

A bottle of pickles will provide the answer to a knobbly question around the 3rd. Treat your pickles well, there is much to be learned from their kind.

 

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