Virgo - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A novice skateboarder is set to make your shins hurt in ways too excruciating to mention this month. Grin and bare it if you want, but Pluto is giving extra points for over the top hyperventilation and screaming at the top of your voice.

You have often asked the question: "Do animals have star signs?" You are about to discover that they most definitely do when you are strangely attracted to a large dog, yes, you guessed it, the dog is a fellow Virgo too...

This month your destiny wears the hat of a happy man.

 
 

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