Taurus - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Embrace new cultures and creeds and tip handsomely for good service, but do not hesitate to reduce your tip at the slightest anti-Taurus provocation.

The consequences of you noticing a sign of aging while looking at yourself in the mirror on the 15th, may be misconstrued by those suspicious of the power of the planets as the beginning of a mid life crisis. In fact it is just Uranus having a laugh at your expense.

A Boing! or a crashing sound effect should be used for comedic effect in your life this month: Saturn wishes you to put it on loudspeaker on your cell phone to annoy the maximum number of people.

 
 

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