Scorpio - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You are likely to be affected adversely this month by a Scorpio rage-wave spreading throughout the world. This rage began on Mars and has been wreaking havoc on planet Earth since June of last year.

There are a number of problems you will have to overcome this month because the rage wave must only affect fellow Scorpios. Under no circumstances should you allow the rage wave to cross over into another star sign, the consequences of which could lead to the outbreak of a star sign war the horror of which would make World War One look like a queue at Starbucks. Play your part and ask for a star sign before passing on the rage.

This month your destiny triumphs in a game of cards played for bottle caps.


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