Sagittarius - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A no nonsense kinda person is set to start giving you some nonsense in a very bizarre set of circumstances that will surprise many planet watchers. What is going on? Can it really be due to the upcoming Mars and Saturn conjunction later this month? It's possible, but your first course of action should be to point the formerly no nonsense kinda person to the drink responsibly warnings on the bottle.

Cuddly furry creatures are set to provide a period of unease in the outdoors. You have no problem with Teddy Bears and their ilk, however exactly the very same thing but alive to you is pretty much the scariest thing imaginable. Try to control your screaming this month, there is nothing the planets can be bothered to do to stop the terror about to be unleashed.

 
 

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