Leo - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Cooking in the kitchen is highly starred this month, with basting, chopping and boiling ingredients perfectly starred - the first time that has happened for Leo in 26 years. Yes, this may be the perfect time to attempt that complicated recipe you have been thinking about trying, or a recipe handed down from a family member trying to keep her secrets 'in the family'.

Of course, not all Leos have family members who have passed their secrets down (at least not to you) but as luck will have it you are likely to take delivery of a recipe book that will be delivered to your door seemingly by chance this month. Either some book based website is experiencing ordering problems, or, more likely, the book has been sent by Venus. Try anything from the book whatsoever and it will turn out just fine.

A favorite raincoat will provide moments of solace this month in ways too numerous to detail here.

This month your destiny wears the frock of a highly motivated goat impersonator.

 
 

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