Capricorn - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Unfortunately a number of our Capricorn readers misread our predication last month that spontaneity could be behind a 'spectacular financial gain'. The result is that the number of spontaneous Capricorn related bank robberies is now at an all time high. On the positive side: if they haven't got you by now the coast is probably clear - spend your gains in an inconspicuous way.

Flames, flame retarding chemicals and pictures of fires are all well starred but only on Tuesday's this month. On other days of the week this combination is nothing but trouble. Drink lots of water and do that sexy thing with bottled water when you pour it on your hair and then flick your hair back in slow motion at least four times a day to be on the safe side.

This month your destiny wears the same pants of a boxing kangaroo.


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