Aries - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Crocodiles or alligators snapping down quickly and viciously are set to make this month tingle with dangers of the waters edge kind. Best not to get out of your depth in any watery situation, ensuring at least one foot can be placed on the bottom at all times, preferably your foot.

Reject all criticism of any flower or art based ventures regardless of how witty the comments are. This is your time, the universe is on your side and failure is just a memory of the old you. On the other hand, accept fully and without question any criticism regarding financial matters and religion in all of its forms.

This month your destiny wears the shoes of a tramp, but the T-shirt of a well dressed millionaire.


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