Aquarius - June 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Pompoms are well starred this month and, when combined with cheerleaders and big hats, expect some kind of exciting unexpected revelation or spontaneous striptease.

The Dukes of Hazzard and Starsky and Hutch, but not Dallas or Dynasty, are television shows from the past set to change an outlook you have held for a long while, that is is if Saturn wins its battle with Venus.

John Wayne has a message for you in one of his old black and white movies. Take heed lest some kind of business or cattle rustling venture will fail.

This month your destiny has the body of a fish, the face of a person and the fingers of a crabby old spinster.

 
 

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