Scorpio - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your aim at doing 'high fives' is set to introduce a random element to your street greeting rituals this month as your misses out number your hits by a margin of 5 to 1.

In fact your 'high five' aim will be so bad at times that there is the very real possibility that you could inflict severe bodily damage.

This is due to a freak Venus conjunction that will exist for much of the rest of the year, and should not be misconstrued as some serious body coordination issue.

This month your destiny wears the teeth of a Dracula impersonator.

 
 

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