Sagittarius - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Mashed potatoes are set to influence a culinary filled month in more ways than one, if Mercury has its way.

Peanut Oil tops the Sagittarius frying oils chart this month, although special care should be taken that all people who eat your food do not have a peanut allergy (planetary legal disclaimer).

Games of chess and checkers may be hampered this month by the interference of four legged animals, including squirrels.

This month your destiny wears the mask of Batman but the cape of a mysterious Latin American wrestler.

 
 

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