The words 'short', 'fat' and 'bald' are about to come into your life, if they have not already been put there to test you, by the planets.

Librans and technology are set to enter a rocky phase, as Neptune starts to openly bork technology, especially Microsoft Windows in any of its forms. There isn't much you will be able to do this month, although, looking on the bright side, if you can see this page now not all is lost.

This month your destiny shakes like a dog who has climbed out from a swim and wants to rid its fur of excess water...