Leo - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Jiggery-pokery is set to influence any home improvement attempts after the second Friday of the month.

Well, actually, it is more the jiggery that is the problem, the pokery problems are mild and pale into near insignificance in comparison.

Neptune will make its presence felt on the jiggery front in all nailing, wall fixings and drilling activities well into the fourth quarter of the year.

Royalty is well starred this month, either the definitively monarchic or those who walk like they have both a rod down the back of their shirt and a small skunk floating under their nose. Learn how to bow or curtsey correctly to avoid royalty controversy which is mostly time consuming rather than dangerous.

This month your destiny is nowhere to be seen.

 
 

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