Gemini - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Scratched paint is set to make this month 'zing' with disappointment... Uranus is determined to put a visible dent in your car, and with both Pluto and The Moon in alliance, expect paint scratches to appear on your car when you least expect it.

The upside of this is that you will befriend a person in a local garage who is good at touching up scratches and pulling out dents: he will initially appear to you as an arrogant unreasonable oaf - stick with him, however, this is just the planets testing you.

This month your destiny will appear in either a financial contract or a bowling alley injury disclaimer form.

 
 

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