Cancer - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your relationship with French people is set to be tested this month in a complicated mix-up involving a baguette in a supermarket.

This month you will learn how to do that foreign both cheeks kissing thing that you have often considered over familiar. To your surprise your double cheek kisses are very good and word will soon pass throughout foreign lands of your expertise.

This month your destiny wears the party frock of a 4 year old.

 
 

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