Aries - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

The moon is set to eclipse Pluto this month but you won't notice this because Pluto is not visible in the sky even if you squint a lot. Even so, this will play havoc on any of your transport plans and indicates considerable difficulty driving, flying and walking. Take extra precautions when walking around corners on the 6th.

The planets indicate the hat of an officer of the law. From this distance it is difficult to see what this means: it could mean that you are about to get into trouble with the law, you are about to be helped by a uniformed officer, you attend a fancy dress party and someone is wearing a police officer's hat or you could watch Yogi Bear or Top Cat on the television for all the planets can tell us.

This month your destiny wears the color blue with a sly wink.

 
 

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