Aquarius - July 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A financial transaction is set to cause havoc in the markets when you personally, accidentally, become responsible for more than $5 on the oil price at one point this month.

Saturn is angry that you are overly profligate when spending on summer fruits.

Even so, summer fruits are bountiful and relatively cheap this time of year and you will find it hard to not go with your anti-Saturn impulses. You will have to pay the price for this insubordination at some point, although stuffing your mouth with juicy berries will take your mind off the inevitable horrors that await you in the months to come.

A small yappy type dog and a medium to small cat are set to fight outside your window around the 17th of the month. Keep a bucket of water on hand to throw at them.

This month your destiny wears the trousers of an attractive male pianist of the 1970's.

 
 

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