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Awarded a large Vodka and Tonic by a man in a pub, December 2007

Proven 'Superbly Accurate Or Better' by the International Planet Gazers of Vienna

Scorpio Horoscope prediction in March of the Year 2007, Which Planet Magazine

Awarded a spinning prize by the Society of Golden Predictive Globes Inc

Montreaux Howya Doo-in Dating Horoscope Prediction of the Year, 2005

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