Taurus - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

An exercise regime you have decided upon in your New Year's resolution list is set to cause considerable discomfort to those around you in the short run.

Ensure the correctly colored shoes are worn at all times. (Tips from the planets: Jupiter favors red with green stripes, but Pluto, your dominant personal workout planet, is leaning towards brown - expect a sales related bargain sign around the 6th.)

Short flights, including jumping, are dimly starred until the 7th, but for the following 14 days there is a very severe danger of a catastrophe possibly involving fur. By the 21st such danger has passed, however avoid zoos in all of their forms for the following month, including natural history documentaries on TV.

This month your favored New Year's resolution will lend itself to eating too much fruit.

 
 

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