Scorpio - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A man in a mask is in danger of upsetting you up to three times on the 19th. Never consider the use of physical violence against your Zorro self-imagined foe, just Tut! loudly, and at length, until he disappears.

New Year's resolutions involving sugar and chocolate could not be worst starred. Mars has done what it can to be responsible for these feelings, as irony is its own personal New Year's resolution.

Arranging fruits in a bowl including Oranges, Apples and Pears, but not Pineapples - due to an intransigent Uranus - could offer an interesting diversion to deciding on a New Year based attempt at self improvement.

 
 

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