Fondant filled chocolates will provide moments of uncertainty during the month, especially when offered by aging relatives who never read the 'Best Before' date. Best to squeeze, carefully, the offered confection before putting it in your mouth. However, beware of over-squeezing soft filled chocolates which is likely until the 20th of the month due to a storm on one of Saturn's moons. During this period, ensure a tissue is on hand at all times to mop the fondant filling from your hand and clothing following any chocolate based over-squeeze explosion.

This month's favored New Year's resolution will be tested severely by a man in a suit who looks equally at home in a car salesroom or hosting a breakfast television program.