aging beautician will challenge you to an arm wrestle following a moment of unintended
rudeness during work on your cuticles around the 7th. Go for the quick slam to
start with, in the hope that the woman is a late starter.
refrigerator's thermostat will mysteriously adjust itself on the 14th during a
blizzard on Pluto's Eastside. This rare occurrence dooms 10% of eggs in the refrigerator
that are later fried to a moment of violent yolk explosion: best to boil all eggs
until well after the 18th, or find a McDonalds which does not employ any Pisceans.
New Year's resolutions are likely to conflict with a red scarf bought you by a
woman with hidden nipples.