Libra - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Due to a mix-up at a factory that makes both porn and natural history DVD's, beware DVD based animal or bird documentaries until the 6-9th of the month.

A cocktail waiter will name a drink in your honor due to a complicated misunderstanding involving the boots you wear, a porn star and a cup cake.

This month's New Year's resolution will be hampered by pot plants flying through the air.

 
 

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