Leo - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Creative thoughts suggesting a before untried workout combination of Bonsai with Kick Boxing, will lay heavily on your thoughts throughout the month. Give in to your initial skepticism and make plans for a DVD release. Be quick to market or something else could be the next big thing!

An equinox on Uranus (or someone else's) is set to make your beginning of the year celebrations problematic. Avoid kissing strangers in all of their forms, including over-licky dogs and spitting llamas. In the event of an unwanted kiss, rub liberal amounts of tomato into the affected area.

New Year resolutions involving sea fish are particularly well starred.

 
 

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