mix up at the Post Office has put your house on the 'possible terrorist' list,
beware. Avoid acting suspiciously at all times, especially when mowing the lawn,
washing your car, laying patio tiles, or at any other time where you could be
viewed through a window or glass door from outside.
is set to make a welcome return to your life now that Venus has re-entered the
Acquarian canal. Bathe liberally, and at length, never fearing your nakedness
at any time. This reminds us: according to your chart, bathing nakedly has been
poorly starred for the last year, we apologize for not mentioning this earlier,
but we've had other things on our minds...
Year's resolutions involving chicken leftovers may surprise at times and be much
tastier than you first think.