Capricorn - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

False hairpieces, in particular wigs and toupees stuck on a person's head, have always been poorly charted. Now may be the time to confront your fears by openly acknowledging their existence to persons wearing them when you see them on the street or in bars.

Do not hesitate to draw hairpieces on bald people in pictures in magazines or newspapers, whether you bought the publication or not - this is excellent, cost effective, therapy.

Capricorn New Year resolutions are being adversely affected by the moon this month, perhaps better to wait until February to make one up if you haven't decided on one already. Bird song from the forest will suggest a course of action which you must ignore at your peril whether you go to the forest or not.


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