Cancer - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Jupiter continues to suffer following its festive celebrations, so expect no planetary mercy when faced with hangovers and bedding related linen difficulties.

You will do your best to keep puddings and sweet sauces on hand throughout the month to help in your comfort eating urges. However, as a porky Cancernian you have to be reminded, once again, that there is no such thing as non-fattening comfort food. Your particular planetary chart clearly shows your big belly, so a diet is never a bad idea at this time of year (although, once again, Jupiter will do all in its power to hinder your success).

New Year's resolutions involving eating chocolate is guaranteed to have an indeterminate result.

 
 

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