Aries - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A secret wish you made at some earlier point in your life is set to come true this month, let's hope you haven't changed your mind!

Avoid newspaper articles and unsolicited e-mail's proclaiming the benefits of meditation. Meditation in all of its forms is poorly starred at the moment, especially during this time of Saturn's ring hypertension.

New Year resolutions involving spacecraft or plastic figures found in cereal boxes are particularly well starred, guaranteeing a result of some sort or other.

 
 

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