Aquarius - January 2008 - Funny Horoscope

The tune 'this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius' has been around since the 1960's, but, sadly for you, it is as untrue today as it was way back then. The New Year will be nothing but humdrum unless you finally scratch that itch you have been meaning to scratch for so long... Yes, let this year be the one in which you finally seize your itch!

Dreams involving an observatory may suggest to you that you are looking for something 'out there', but you will be wrong. In fact this dream could mean absolutely anything.

The planets are all agreed that you should take more long walks in the country.

New Year's resolutions involving cakes and, specifically, iced cakes, are particularly tasty options.


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