February 2008 - Funny Horoscopes

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Welcome to theVoiceofReason.com's comedy horoscope service

AWARDS

Welcomed as a fellow cynic by the Anti Horoscopes League at the Anti Horoscopes Convention, Utah, 2007

Openly laughed at by the Horoscope Hyenas Society of Pittsburgh

Acquarian Prediction Involving An Automobile Of The Year 2006

Web Newspaper Critics Choice Award for nonchalant predictions

'Better start to your day' magazine's Humour Choice, Egg Safe, Breakfast Award

One Eyed Comedy Award For Jokes With The Word Saturn In

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