"Me Me Me!". "Let's talk about me!" "Hello? Over here? It's my turn"... Does this sound like someone we know? Yes, it's you babe.

Your demands for attention have been driving work colleagues and friends dotty with frustration pretty much since Christmas (2005). Now is the time to take a metaphorical step back and ask what can you bring to the Our-Me table!

Lost shoes and underwear could provide moments of relief in what is an otherwise hum drum month.

Determinedly make yourself more beautiful or handsome to brighten up the world this month - think of it as your gift to others, the new Me in you giving a gift to the World.

Avoid tinned meat after the 6th, especially from animals who waddle.