Taurus - February 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your overly protective tendency to support the underdog is one of your most endearing qualities when it takes the form of helping out loved ones. However, when it takes the form of standing up for the under dog per se you have no idea what an annoying quality this is, particularly in sporting events. You are lucky that people who are attracted to Taureans are pretty much blinded by your chiseled jaw and sporty physique, so no worries there!

You will have a chance encounter with a big celebrity in your town around the 14th which will give you a story for the grandchildren in later years.

Nuts and hard candies should be conscientiously chewed before swallowing until danger passes on the 7th.

 

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