Libra - February 2008 - Funny Horoscope

You are surrounded by people who know nothing, who make promises they have no intention of keeping and talk about you unfavorably whenever you are out of ear shot. It's time to get back at these timewaster-losers. Make this month the I will do it my way and I'll be damned if I am gonna listen to any jerk with a stupid idea month.

With Mars giving others the finger on your behalf, you will be pleased by the amount of respect you get on the streets as you walk with a new found confidence to the shops or street vendors proffering their wares.

An idea you will have this month will be worth a million dollars in the right hands. Make sure those right hands are yours, you deserve it.

This month avoid dining with Germans or Australians, favoring Texans or Floridians with a sound security rating.


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