Gemini - February 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Standup rows, especially the ones in which your face goes red, your nose dribbles and saliva foams at the mouth, are particularly likely this month. Be careful, as whilst you will be sure you are right, others will think you are being hysterical and may slap you hard across the chops before running away, considering that to be their only way out.

Venus and Pluto are in a planetary equivalent of a fist fight situation at the moment and your temper is being affected accordingly. The good news is that Pluto and Venus are billions of miles apart, the bad news is that everything you know is within 100,000 miles so perhaps a cautious (if possible, a sleepy) aggression is the best policy.

Old television shows now available in chunky DVD season sets are particularly well starred especially if bought after following a link on our site in which we get a commission for each sale.


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