Capricorn - February 2008 - Funny Horoscope

The term 'money doesn't grow on trees' has always made you wonder. Clearly, notes are made out of paper so, technically, money grows in trees, or is of the very fiber of the trees themselves... We're not being much help in your philosophical tree-based struggles are we? Suffice it to say, gentle reader, that this month a ton of paper (which might or might not be money) is about to plop, slide or thwack onto your door mat.

Game shows with hosts wearing yellow will provide moments of levity, but ultimately disappointment.

Your financial worries are set to improve this month following a chance encounter with a trombone or trumpet player on a Friday morning.

An age ravaged relative will make an allegation that will bring into question your long held liberal views on care for the elderly.


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