A love interest from the past will tap you on the left shoulder this month in a public place - this is due to an abundance of tornadoes sweeping across the unnamed plane on Mars's upper side. Be relieved it's not a tap in a private place, especially if the loved one in question left you on angry terms or was sent to prison.

Bottles of mouthwash and darning needles will make uncomfortable bed fellows.

Saturn and Pluto, but not Venus, are attempting to get you a promotion. Welcome missiles into your boss' office with open doors.