Aquarius - February 2008 - Funny Horoscope

This is a month for gloating, for feeling proud of yourself and smiling kindly at those who just don't have it.

Pluto, in particular, is proud of you for being practically perfect in every way. This ideal 'Mary Poppins' life scenario is set to last for much of the first half year. Enjoy!

Rejoice in all methods of dance, especially ballet in all of its forms, including single footed pirouettes and hands pointing down at each other above your head as you spin round and round on tippy toes.

A question involving your finances should be left blowing in the wind for another month.

Beware! You are especially likely to donate to charity, the homeless and people with a poor dress sense this month. Best to hide your credit cards until well into the second half of the year.


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