Virgo - December 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Mythic characters, including dragons and ogres, are set to pepper this month in strangely other-worldy as well as in-worldy, DVD-entrapped, type ways. This is set to continue well into the new year.

Whilst shopping around the 17th, store keepers will be powerless to stop giving you much more change than you are due. Shrug this off as a Saturn inspired fate giving you a break for once.

This month, gifts involving frankincense and myrrh are well starred, especially when given as a gift in shower gel or bath foam forms, or received in the form of soap.

Your destiny has peaked for the year, try to lie down in a dark corner as much as possible

 
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