Scorpio - December 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Your on/off relationship with the star sign Pisces is about to reach new lows (offs). Handbags at dawn are firmly starred, as is Ultimate Fighting in all of its un-refereed, un-octagoned forms.

The term 'by-jingo' will touch you this month in a strangely calming way. Maybe this is on an old black and white movie, or maybe an English gentleman from the 1940's is about to enter into your life in a magical type way. Only time will tell.

This month gifts involving the letter 'v' are well starred, especially if they are blue in colour.

 
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