Sagittarius - December 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Games of Truth or Consequences are well starred for most of the month, however you are at risk of being discovered for holding back on a truth you have been keeping secret for the last 15 years. When this looks as if it is about to come out the only way out of the situation is to scream, look up at the moon (especially effective if you are actually inside at the time) and then run straight outside without putting your coat on.

Charades are also badly starred, especially if a cheeky nephew or niece is playing with you and are keen to make a point about your fatness.

This month gifts with a large diameter are well starred, especially if they buzz and light up majestically.

 
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