Libra - December 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Potatoes have never been this well starred in the history of tabloid horoscopes. BUY! BUY! BUY! Now could be the time to try out that all fries, chips, baked, mashed, roasted potato diet you have been promising yourself in a favourite planet inspired dream of late.

A cup of tea, but not herbal tea, or coffee, but not from the Indonesian archipelago, are magically starred this month. One sip and stars and cartoon Walt Disneyesque characters will spring forth and frolic in a strictly U certificate type way.

A leprechaun is watching and waiting for a moment to make an impact with you. Can't go into details, but your destiny will know when it's time for this to happen.

 
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