Cancer - December 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A new exercise video or DVD you watch this month, either given to you as a gift in this gift giving season, or as a freebie in a newspaper or magazine, will ultimately give you the body of your dreams. You must keep these exercises going, however, and only then will that body fat you have built up over the last 15 years start to dissolve in about 10 years time.

Stay on Saturn's good side all month and you are set for bounties untold. These bounties could come in any form including in the form of no form at all.

Gifts involving small dwarf like animals are well starred, as are miniature carrots and lettuce leaves, aaahhhh!

 
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