that bouncy tune with a catchy lyric and beat you have stuck
in your head is driving you and those around you clinically
mad. This is a madness that will creep up on those around
you and will ultimately lead to exhibitionistic dancing in
a shopping mall or down your street if Neptune has anything
to do with it.
strangenesses, possibly taking the form of red and white beards
or wigs could possibly serve to undermine your view of reality
at times. Reindeers with red noses should be avoided until
well into the 29th of the month - perhaps try to buy their
favours with a bowl of water, maybe a small sweet pie before
then, but nothing more.
month gifts involving frazzled looking bald headed men with
sticky out clumpy hair at the sides of their heads are ad
hoc-ly starred until the 16th after which they prove to be
very badly starred indeed.