Aquarius - December 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Gifts that include plastic parts are well starred in this gift giving season, especially gifts with round tops and straight bottoms when gift wrapped.

Jupiter's intersection with Saturn on a graph on my Desk Of Mystery indicates that December will be fraught with difficulties involving fish and fishy like mammals who like nothing better than to bounce things on their wet noses.

Pride yourself on your sense of decency in situations involving requests that you strip naked. Your not giving them what they want now is a good thing for you mostly, but for them when they eventually have to answer for their actions before a God like figure after death or a really big angry guy before then.

 
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