Virgo - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

'Fashion' modeling is set to inspire you this month in all of its pouty exuberance. Walking quickly, stopping, looking mean, then turning around and walking back where you have just come from will enhance an otherwise dull month filled with fears for the economy. Your apparently irrational modelly-walking pattern will confuse street thiefs and people beaters and will have a profound effect on lowering street crime for the coming month wherever you walk, especially when others notice your modelly-type walking and copy your moves.

This month the Olympics are set to inspire a binge of buying electronic and electrical products that have been made in China.

You destiny wears the fluffy coat of a highly pampered pet.

 
 

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