Taurus - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

A period of beach time fun is well starred this month after you have faced up to your annual fear of stripping virtually naked in front of others. Use beach towels strategically until your confidence has returned.

Unfortunately the planets have all conspired to make sure your attempts to follow a get-ready-for-the-beach workout, that you found in a magazine in May, will have no noticeable results.

Throwing things and catching things are well starred especially Frisbees, balls and babies.

This month your destiny wears the silk stockings of a Elizabethan Dandy.

 
 

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