Scorpio - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

The threat of financial peril coupled with a difficulty in finding food to feed wild birds, is set to make this month zing with a Mary Poppins type sadness. As you might have suspected, Mary Poppins is Saturn's favorite movie of all time and he still weeps at that bit with the old woman and the pigeons.

A radio chat show will raise your blood pressure by about 1 this month; beware calling in as your comments could later come back to haunt you.

This month your destiny will make itself apparent in the form of a cute kitten playing with a ball of wool.

 
 

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