Fish, water, plastic bath-ducks and lemons are set to have an important impact on your life this month, if Jupiter and Mercury have their way.

You will be drawn to the benefits of loan sharkery on the 5th: lending money for up to 2000% interest at times certainly will have its attractions to you. Try to avoid loaning to Taurus and Aries however, the other star signs rarely resort to violence if it all goes wrong.

This month your destiny is screaming at you silently about your dress sense.