Gemini - August 2008 - Funny Horoscope

Egypt in all of its forms is set to impact your life this month in ways too exotic to detail - new spicy foods, new colors, new smells, will embrace your reality after Neptune traverses the plain of no return.

A previously mild mannered cat will become aggressive after you seem to be about to feed it but then don't. The cat is suffering from mild heat stroke and misunderstood your actions, but even so your catty faux pas will put you straight to the top of its 'humans to bring down' list.

This month your destiny will agree to most things you suggest.

 
 

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