After last month's problems with pistachio nuts, the planets are concerned at your suicidally high sodium intake. If the hallucinations start drink lots of water and pray in the direction of Jupiter, which is up for about half of the time.

Police are set to raid you home or your place of work this month in a planetary inspired tip-off from a mystic or horoscope writer. (It's not me!)

This month your destiny is undecided, and may leave any outcome until next month.